B ig Growly Male Cat

I was greatly disappointed today. The large growly male cat did not combust.

Perhaps I should describe him so you will fully comprehend my feelings. He is larger than my two other brothers, and lord knows they are large enough. He has long hair and sheds it indiscriminately. He overeats, by which I mean he eats my food, and has an annoying habit of sometimes sitting near me. His breath smells fishy. He talks too much.

I think he was being really selfish today, and didn't combust just to irritate me.

My New Blog

This is my blog. It is new and it is lovely like me. I am a sophisticated cat. I am almost educated. You will notice I do not write in that ridiculous LOL Cat Speak.
Today was dull. I cannot think of anything to gripe about which makes me so upset I think I will go to sleep. Perhaps tomorrow the large growling boy cat will perform an act of spontaneous combustion. I will enjoy that.