B ig Growly Male Cat

I was greatly disappointed today. The large growly male cat did not combust.

Perhaps I should describe him so you will fully comprehend my feelings. He is larger than my two other brothers, and lord knows they are large enough. He has long hair and sheds it indiscriminately. He overeats, by which I mean he eats my food, and has an annoying habit of sometimes sitting near me. His breath smells fishy. He talks too much.

I think he was being really selfish today, and didn't combust just to irritate me.